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    Name:Catastrophe
    Birthdate:1986-12-13
    Location:Birmingham, United Kingdom
    Website:vanity
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    IF YOU WANT AN AUDIENCE
    -START A FIGHT.


    Whatever you call me i'll roll with it.
    I pack venom and cupcakes for my lunch. Evil tastes yummy.
    I like escapisim, detachment and fiction.
    I fall off the bandstand roof regularly,
    ...God gave me the ability to climb,especially after the consumption of an undisclosed
    amount of tequila slammers.
    I like wearing flowery dresses with safetypins in,
    and cussing like a sailor, I also like the fact that no insult
    can ever beat 'Willyhead' or 'Tit.'
    I despise shallow opinions, or those that try to force their views
    upon other *cough*religon*cough* when really it's all just a pile
    of wank in my eyes.
    I like dancing around my teapot handbag, I like my sheriff badge,
    I like my boys, I like my fun, I like feeding lamas, I like my job,
    I like my writing, I like my man, I like my life.

    Kiss my hand and take me to the dancefloor, we'll see how the night pans out.

    :]]]]



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    'sex wax', a7x, alcohol, angry beavers, annoying people, arms, avenged sevefold, avenged sevenfold, backstreet boys, balloons, bass, bass amps, bass guitars, bass players, bed, billie joe armstrong, black dyed hair, black nail varnish, black ties, bleached blonde hair, blood and guts, brightly coloured objects, cheesecake, chocolate milk, cky, cloudy days, coffee, coffee machines, coffee makers, cold mornings, cold side of pillow, concerts, creepy disturbing things, csi, csi slash, dangly guitar earrings, danish pasteries, deron miller, doughnuts, fall out boy, fink, flowery dresses, fluffy things, frank iero, gigs, green day slash, greenday, greg, holes in my jumpers, inflatable crocodiles, ink, james sullivan, jeph howard, johnny christ's smile, johnny rotten, joy division, lars frederiksen, leopard print teddy bears, lightening, lunch boxes, manners, mars volta, mike dirnt, mike dirnt's arms, mikey way, motley crue, mouths like sailors, my chemical romance, network slash, night, oc, pen to paper, pinhead gunpowder, puffy duvets, quinn allman, rain, ramones, rancid, rancid slash, red shirts, riding crops, safetypins, sarcasm, scaffolding, screeching weasel, sex pistols, shoulders, sid vicious, skulls, slash, sleeping, snow, snow patrol, soho dolls, song lyrics, sunshine that doesn't burn, syn's hair, synyster gates, tattoos, tbs, teenage mutant ninja turtles, tequila slammers, the bandstand roof, the casualties, the frustrators, the network, the rev, the revs hips, thunder, thunderbolts, tim armstrong, tomato ketchup, transplants, tre cool, twister ice creams, uber red hair, van gough, writing on bananas, zacky vengance

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